Hey Kids, Comics! #2 - What's So Bad About Human Sexuality?

“I prefer the dirty version!” – A nun on Monty Python’s Flying Circus just before being knocked out by a boxer.

In an often socially uptight culture like that we have here in America, sex can be a major point of contention.  From nudity on television to movie stars and newscasters being “outed”, there is always some aspect of human sexuality that causes controversy and leads to heated debate.  Comic books are no exception to the rule.  In fact, given their origins as “funny books” marketed more toward children than adults, many still cannot grasp the modern comics industry that has increasingly recognized a much more mature readership.  As a result, the introduction of sexuality into comic plotlines is often the most controversial move.
In this issue Andrew and Cole take a look at sexuality in comics.  Are publishers maturing with their readers in their approach to human (or in some cases super-human) sexuality or does it all just come down to using controversy to make an extra buck.  The high-profile revelation that Green Lantern is gay brought DC Comics tremendous media attention and got the hero back in the public eye.  But to what end?  This and other issues surrounding sex and sexuality in comics are the focus of this amazing new issue of Hey Kids, Comics!

A Not So Long Time Ago: 1988

Monday, July 16, 2012 is an important milestone for me, JediCole. 


It was 24 years ago that Mrs. JediCole and I got married.  While she was a lifelong Trekkie (and yes, we are old enough to use the proper Gene Roddenberry-endorsed term), Catherine certainly embraced my love of Star Wars.  As she often says, "I married into it."  While that is often the case with spouses of Star Wars fans, in her case she added Star Wars to her repertoire!  She was even the one who suggested the JediCole name in the first place! 

No, we did not have a Star Wars-themed wedding or anything like that.  We do have a bit of a disconnect from our fandom, but we do still celebrate Star Trek and Star Wars as very much a part of our lives.  As well as comics, movies, TV shows, and that intrepid band of which we are a part, the United States of Geekdom!  Not to mention the over 20 years we have teamed up as convention vendors, content partners, and promoters plus two amazing years operating the A Piece of the Action Collectibles Mini Store in Arlington.

And now we ask that you join us in celebrating 24 years of marriage and all the amazing things that have happened and great friends we have made in that time.

Thank you for everything Mrs. JediCole!

Jedi Justification #3 - Midichlorians are Magic!

The Tiny Side of the Force
The most difficult subject of justification to be offered up the Star Wars film franchise is the presence of the Midichlorians in Episode 1: The Phantom Menace.  While the opening salvo of Lucas’ war on his fans presented no end of reasons for even the most die-hard follower of the Saga to blanch, there was one little element that outshone a whiney would-be Vader, a Keyop-style Gungan, and a racial undertones that left audience cringing.  That was of course the revelation that the Force was in fact not an energy field that surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together but rather a prolific colony of microorganisms that cause the most beneficial infection in movie history.


The prequel trilogy suffers heavily from the huge span of years that separate its release dates from those of the original films.  Like siblings born decades apart they are children of decidedly different eras.  The original trilogy harkens back to rotary phones, tube televisions, and practical filmmaking technique while its little brother is of an age of cell phones, flat screen televisions, and characters, set pieces, and other elements on screen that never existed in the physical world.  


But it also takes its influence from a post-Star Trek The Next Generation era.  When I first encountered the Midichlorians on screen I felt that Michael Okuda had to be listed as one of the screenwriters!  This attempt to provide a scientific explanation to how and why the Force is possible reeked of TNG’s constant espousal of logical explanations for the seemingly impossible.  But with one major difference, Star Trek writers sought to make the technology more real, the Force is mysticism.  To explain away the power of the underpinnings of the religion of the Jedi by simply putting the Force under a microscope successfully took the teeth out of the Force in the way Jake Lloyd and Hayden Christiansen’s lackluster performances as Anakin Skywalker defanged the once menacing Darth Vader.


Now You See Them, Now You Don’t

With all of that established, how could I possibly find a way to reconcile myself with these pointless little microbes?  So pointless in fact that I have dubbed them “The Amazing Appearing/Disappearing Midichlorians”!  After such a heavy-handed introduction in Episode 1, with both Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan marveling at the levels of the little Force-bugs in Anakin’s bloodstream, they exited the ongoing narrative as quickly and more effectively than the Japoor snippet gifted to Padme.  At least that found its way out of the vastly LucasFilm Archives long enough to make a cameo at Amidalla’s funeral in Episode 3! 


 The rather abrupt removal of so much as a passing mention of Midicholrians in two thirds of the prequels trilogy, while clearly a conceit to fans, becomes rather troublesome when it comes to justifying their existence in the first place.  While seemingly vital to the discovery of “the Chosen One”, they were remanded to a veritable oubliette of the Saga thereafter.  But fear not!  The Ever-Ticking Brain of JediCole has found the answer to this puzzling Star Wars conundrum – the late Qui-Gon Jinn.


As with all of the justifications I have made over the years, the answers always seem to present themselves within the body of the films themselves.  While I am often at odds with those steeped in the Expanded Universe, I do not need to cite disparate sources to make my case.  And in this particular instance I need look no further than Obi-Wan’s master.  It is really Qui-Gon who is at the forefront of the entire Midichlorian issue.  He is the one who explains the entire connection between the one-celled sentients and the Force.  He is the one who orders the blood test to check his hunch and the character who most often reminds us of their presence in the Star Wars universe.  But then of course Obi-Wan is seemingly complicit in all of this at first glance.  He does remark with some surprise that Anakin’s Midichorian count is higher event than that of Yoda after all.  But watch closely during Qui-Gon’s explanation of the Midichlorians and you will see a kind of dismissive expression cross his Padawan’s face.  Is Obi-Wan doubting his own master’s view of the Force?


I would suggest that yes, indeed he is subtly expressing a personal distaste for this particular view of the Jedi beliefs.  This, coupled with the fact that after Qui-Gon’s demise all mention of the Midichlorians seems to be excised from the Saga,  speaks volumes in justification of both their presence in, and abrupt disappearance from, this trilogy.  I would suggest that an order as large and venerable as the Jedi would easily have dissenting schools of thought emerge throughout its ranks.  According to Obi-Wan in his twilight years the Jedi had been a vital part of the life and times of the galaxy for thousands of years.  In that time a scholarly and thoughtful religious organization as the Jedi would have seen many factions emerge and disappear.  As they certainly embrace technology as well as the mysteries of the Force, there is no doubt that a great many Jedi devote their time and their brains to the study of all things.  In the course of such studies a remarkable corollary between the natural and mystical realms would have been identified. 


A Certain Point of View

It seems natural to assume that there could be a microorganism that occurs naturally in all sentient beings galaxy-wide.  The existence of such a phenomenon would have been fairly common knowledge, but it would take a concerted survey to reveal that those adept in the Force, and thereby ideal candidates for the Jedi order, have a greater concentration of these  microbes, dubbed Midichlorians, in their bloodstream.  It then becomes more a step than a leap of logic to connect these microscopic entities directly to the energy field that not only exists in the galaxy but which can be tapped by those adept at its control.  In time a faction of the more scientifically inclined Jedi would spearhead a movement that embraced the Midichlorians as the source of the Jedi’s power and as the messengers of the Force itself. 


This would be a view not shared by most of the Jedi.  Indeed there would be other factions who had their own approach to understanding the nature and power of the Force.  While there would be an overall belief system in common, each sub-faction of the Jedi would hold fast to their unique beliefs as well and likely share them at will with their brothers whether they cared to hear such views or not.  Such was the case with Qui-Gon, a Jedi already often at odds with the governing Council for his radical thoughts and deeds.  As a Jedi steeped in the belief that the Midichlorians were the key to understanding the Force, Anakin Skywalker’s alleged immaculate birth and scale-busting Midichlorian count would undoubtedly appear to him, and indeed any other Jedi who shared his beliefs, the very picture of the prophesied Chosen One.  And while his particular take on the Force may not have been in keeping with that of many on the Jedi Council, they were all no less impressed with the possibilities presented by the boy.


Gone Like Qui-Gon

As we know, Qui-Gon Jinn met his end at the hands (and double-bladed lightsaber) of Darth Maul in the curious power generator of Theed Castle.  While Obi-Wan Kenobi lost a friend and mentor, the Star Wars saga lost its most vocal proponent of Midichlorians.  While undoubtedly Qui-Gon was not alone in this belief, he was the only one of his faction to appear in the tales chronicled on screen.  So with his death, so died the open dialogue on the Midichlorians themselves.  Simply put, they did not disappear from the saga, they were simply never spoken of again.  This is supported further by Obi-Wan’s explanation of the Force to Anakin’s adult son many years after the death of his former master.  Clearly Obi-Wan always held fast to the more prevailing view that the Force is something beyond the understanding of man, yet within the reach of those who know how to tap into its power.  The elder Kenobi, like Vader himself during the battle of the first Death Star, could sense Luke’s connection to that energy field without the necessity of any lab work.


Qui-Gon Jinn’s comfortable folding of science and religion into his personal belief system may well have contributed to a previously undeveloped use of the Force as mentioned in passing by Yoda a the end of Episode 3, but that is the stuff of another Jedi Justification.  For now I will content myself with laying to rest the compelling issue of the arrival and equally inexplicable departure of the Midichlorians from the prequel saga.  While their presence in the Star Wars universe seemed a bit contrived, I have made peace with the little critters and can now welcome them as a part of the Saga. 

Look for the next Jedi Justifications in about a month when I tackle the tricky issue of Obi-Wan Kenobi’s seeming cop-out about his deceit regarding the secret of Darth Vader as Luke’s father.  And if you are troubled by any seeming inconsistencies within the on-screen Star Wars universe, please feel free to drop me a line here and I will apply my own “certain point of view” to bring you a reasonable justification.  

A Super Thank You to a Super Super-Hero!

The following people have (collectively) four thumbs AND the SDCC Exclusive Marvel Universe Masters of Evil boxed set – Hey Kids, Comics’ own Andrew Farmer and Cole Houston!  And this all thanks to the magnanimous assistance of their favorite super-hero, PurrKayla!


PurrKayla is the feline super-hero who always lands on her feet and is the official super-hero of the United States of Geekdom.  And on Friday, July 13, 2012 she was prowling the show floor at the San Diego Comic Con with the Mattel booth in her cat-like sights.  She crept up and pounced on a pair of these great exclusives and obtained them on behalf of your intrepid (and SDCC deprived) co-hosts.  She really made their day when she phoned call direct from San Diego with the news. 


Her generosity and willingness to jump paws first into the toughest assignments have made PurrKayla something of a legend.  We are very lucky to count her and her human Tom among our friends.  Thank you guys! 
- Cole and Andrew (and everyone at The JediCole Universe)

"Hey Kids, Comics!" #1 - The Saga Begins

I had once come across a quote that was attributed to a book review by none other than Abraham Lincoln, “For those who like this sort of thing, it is just the sort of thing they like.”  While I’ve never confirmed the veracity of this being an actual quote of the famous President, I have adopted it as a universally sarcastic way to express a personal dislike of or indifference to something without dismissing it outright.  As I reflected on the discussions the make up this first issue of Hey Kids, Comics! I could not help but have this phrase cross my mind.  The particulars as to why will become clear as you listen to the premiere issue of this podcast. 
What begins here is our first story arc, “Comic Shop Confidential”, over the course of which Andrew and I will be hopping from one hot-button issue in comics to another.  From storylines and creators to social issues and the fan base, the first five issues of this series will provide some thoughtful commentary.  The insightful, sometimes controversial, discussions that make up this inaugural arc should get comic book fans really thinking about the medium they love.  – Cole Houston, HKC! Co-Host

And now, without further ado, Andrew Farmer proudly presents Hey Kids, Comics #1: Why I Hate Fanboys!   

Apologies in advance for any echo at the begining of the recording, it does clear up rather quickly.

"Hey Kids, Comics!" #0 is Here!

Welcome to the (technically) first issue of Hey Kids, Comics!  As this episode is an introduction to this brand new podcast the numbering will start at zero.  That and as a kind of tribute to the trend toward #0 issues back in the 90s.  This is a comic book-themed show after all.
And on that subject, you might well be wondering what kind of comic book show you have discovered here.  Many answers await you in this episode to be sure.  It is definitely not simply a place to hear about all the latest issues of your favorite titles, described and reviewed ad nauseum.  Hey Kids, Comics! is more an exploration of every aspect of comics, from characters and titles to publishers and fans.  This show will provide engaging discussions about comics, the industry that creates them, and the teeming millions worldwide who are both customer and fan base for that industry.  In the coming weeks  you will be able to enjoy explorations of this kind through episodic story arcs that cover a specific theme with one-shot issues between each new arc.

So again, welcome to the first issue of Hey Kids, Comics!, your podcast comic book magazine show.  Series host Andrew Farmer is joined each week by Cole Houston as they talk comics from a broad base of personal experience and vastly different tastes. 


We sincerely hope that you enjoy the show and join us for each weekly episode of HKC! throughout the year.  And be sure to engage in conversations about the show with fellow listeners in the forums for The JediCole Universe.

Presenting the Newest Addition to The JediCole Universe!

The JediCole Podcasting Network is proud to announce our first regularly scheduled podcast!  Please join me in welcoming Hey Kids, Comics! to the network. 



Hey Kids, Comics! is the brainchild of Andrew Farmer and will be a showcase of his love for and knowledge of comic books.  The first episode (or issue) will premiere on this very website on Wednesday, July 4, 2012.  Weekly episodes will be released on Wednesdays, or as we collectors call it, "New Comic Day"! 

If comic books are your thing then you will want to give a listen to each and every issue of Hey Kids, Comics!

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